No more trading for me...

It appears that I have won a rather large sum of money from Coca Cola. So, I am leaving the trading game and moving to a beach somewhere to live my life with unlimited women and margaritas.

So long suckers. Though I am a bit concerned that Coca Cola cannot hire someone with a better grasp on grammar and punctuation to draft my winning notice. And that I don't actually remember entering a contest. And that they notified me at my Yahoo! email address. And that the Coca Cola contact is actually using a Yahoo! email address too...

But who cares about the little things - SO LONG SUCKERS!!!

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THE COCA COLA COMPANY
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
DEPTCOCA COLA AVENUE
14 FRATON ROAD
FULHAM, LONDON
B315EN UNITED KINGDOM


THE COCA COLA COMPANY PRIZE NOTIFICATION 2007
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on the (3rd of January, 2007) by Coca-Cola in conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion, your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00 each on the THE COCA COLA COMPANY PROMOTION

However the results were released on the 9th of January, 2007 and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2007)and ballot number (BT:12052007/20)The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of (29,031) E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

In other to claim your £1,000,000.00 prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank. However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of THE COCA COLA COMPANY for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of £1,000,000.00 has already been deposited in your favour.

NAME:.................................................
AGE:.....................................................
SEX:.....................................................
ADDRESS: .........................................
EMAIL:................................................
PHONE:..............................................
OCCUPATION:..................................
COMPANY:........................................
COUNTRY:.........................................

Please you are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through email or fax for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank.

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CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER
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Name: Mr Darren Smith
Phone # : +44 (0) 706 479 2529
FAX # : +44 (0) 810 678 0681
E MAIL: agentdarren_smith@yahoo.de

Your Sincerely,
Management

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N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to,disqualification Anybody under the age of 16 cannot participate in this program.Do Not Reply To This Office As You Are To Contact The Promotion Manager with Your Informations To Enable Processing Of Winnings.
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Congratulations Your E-mail Have Won You £1,000,000.00 In The Coca-Cola Promotion 2007

Trader-X edit - it appears now that this is some sort of ruse, and I have not won any money. I want to apologize, and say that I value all of my readers and meant no disrespect by calling you "suckers". Contrary to the title of this post, I will continue to trade. Thank you and God bless.